Bob bought a dog and trained it for months till it understood common commands.
bob walks into a pub with his dog and sees another man with a dog. He walks up to the other man and asks him, mate i bet ya $ 100 your dog isnt as smart as mine. ive trained my dog for months.
the man accepts and says, prove your dog is smarter than mine.
Bob then tells the dog to do the standard tricks like roll, sit etc.
the other man looks unimpressed and says, your dogs not smart. mine can understand 5 word sentences.
the man, astounded then says, cmon prove it then.
the man then throws the dog into the fireplace and screams, “Rover get out of the fire!”